Granny Rant
Thursday, June 26, 2003
WMD Found in Iraq

After digging up various pieces, parts and papers of Saddam's nuclear program from beneath a rose bush in the back yard of one of Iraq's weapon's scientists, it seems the credibility veil might at last be lifted from the White House. The Bush Administration is not going so far as to claim the find is a smoking gun, but late last night reporters spotted Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Cheney holding hands and skipping in a circle, singing "Ring Around The Rose Bush."

As an incidental, inspectors dug up a dead dog, but realized they would not be able to interrogate the canine. President Bush, however, asked John Ashcroft to detain the dog in GB, Cuba.

Now the hunt is on. In a bold move, Rumsfeld has ordered every Bush in Iraq dug up, and has authorized the inspectors to follow the search to wherever a bush is found, even if it takes them into Syria and Iran. One inspector phoned the Pentagon to inquire as to whether they should come home and dig up Prescott Bush. The Pentagon had no comment on this particular aspect of the case.

Jesus People, these men are running our country!

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